TV GUISE listings (selected)
7:30 - Bionic Lady
Locked in a raisin factory, Jamey (Lindsey Wagger) uses her bionic powers to break out in order to save a teen-age boy from a stack of deadly buckwheat pancakes.
Miss Teenage American Pageant
Special: Hosts mason Reiss and Mel Brooks guide viewers through this live telecast of the 18th annual pageant. The contestants are judged on appearance, personality and breath. The girls also perform in a production number and try to step on Mason Reiss for the sake of humanity. (90 long minutes)
9:30 - Love Ship
To the delight of millions, the love ship is eaten by an underwater creature.
2:00PM - Movie-Comedy
GIDGET GETS A HERNIA (1963)
Wonderful World of Dizzy
Two brothers disguise themselves as an otter in order to win 1st prize at a dog show.
7:00AM - Hi There America
David Hartman yawns for 20 minutes and then interviews the author of "I WAS GERALD FORD'S PAPER BOY".
9:30AM - The Moppets
Kermit and the rest of the gang welcome 3 great puppets of the past: Howdy Doody, Lamb Chop and Spiro Agnew.
10:00AM - I Love Loosey
Loosey surprises Rickety by locking one of his show girls in the closet and taking her place - or was that yesterday's episode?
9:30PM - One Date at A Time
Anne accepts a date with a man who is only happy when dressed like a bowling pin.
There are more but these truck me after a first read. I can list more if needed.
Copyright 1978 CRACKED Magazine.